Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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