I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
