I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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