I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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