Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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