Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
