yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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