FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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