So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
