Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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