I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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