Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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