My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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