They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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