I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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