Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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