At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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