Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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