Christians are straight up FREAKS
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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