I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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