So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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