I think scott just propositioned me for sex
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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