Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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