If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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