ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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