her vagine was all disorganized.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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