i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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