so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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