My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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