I think my fart just growled at me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
