so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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