why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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