And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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