I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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