Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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