id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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