Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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