The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
well, you know. whores of a feather.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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