He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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