FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
they call him Oral-B. enough said
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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