i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
