i don't like sucking hair
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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