whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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