I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We are two peas in an std pod
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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