I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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