Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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