But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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