did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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