HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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