You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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