your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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