Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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