I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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