how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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